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Too many cats? - pets


Cats are appropriate increasingly all the rage as pets these days, and a big distrust is, how many cats be supposed to a children have? For some people, one is more than enough, others have half a dozen or more. Here are some sure- fire ways to know when you've reached your limit. You know you have too many cats when:

Your twelve-monthly cat food bill is more than the mutual Gross General Creation of Liechtenstein, Andorra, and San Marino.

Your last three cats are named Puss, Kitty-cat, and Hey You.

You and your husband are sleeping on the floor as there's no more room in the bed.

The cleaning lady at the vet's company calls you by your first name.

All your windowsills are occupied.

Your neighbors not remember your last name and start referring to you as "you know, the cat people".

You have to adjustment the vacuum cleaner bags every week.

You're administration out of corners to put litter boxes in.

Even your brown table has a slip cover.

The most central crop in your patch every year is catnip.

You can't consider what a house plant looks like.

Flea collars smell good to you.

You in fact absorb what your cats are saying.

More than half your mail comes from Purina and Friskies.

Every year you get a in my opinion autographed Christmas card from Morris.

Your cat door has been replaced three times.

For Mothers Day last year the kids collective their money and bought you an stimulating cat brush.

You accepted wisdom it was the absolute gift.

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Kathie Freeman a long-time cat anyone who has been owned by as many as 13 cats at once, simultaneously, and at the same time. She is the cause of two books, "Catwalk, a Elegant Odyssey" and "The Retro" as well as a digit of short stories and articles, many of which can be read free at Kathie's Stories and Tails


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