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How to build your own monster - pets


"You've formed your own monster, you know", my care for said ominously. My Rex cat, Houdini, had just burrowed his way exclusive my pullover for the third time that morning, let out a cry of annoyance when I tried to resist.

Houdini has separation anxiety. But in his tiny diminutive mind, separation means I've been out of his site for at least two minutes. Or I've bunged the bathroom door and left him on the other side. Or he hasn't had his ears scratched or his belly rubbed in eons (about ten minutes. ) Houdini follows me everywhere, like the most faithful of hounds, and craves my full interest just about as much as his next meal.

If all of this seems annoying, it's not near as bad as when the barely fellow plunks himself down in front of me and accurately tears chunks of his own hair out since I'm not paying consideration to him. With Houdini, it's at all times been easier just to give in.

My partner takes all of this in stride. My mother, who (fortunately for Houdini) only visits now and then, thinks it's the height of absurdity.

Growing up under Mom's roof, I erudite that dogs and offspring ought to obey, and cats just mind their own business. I adopted my mother's dog education philosophies successfully. Cleo (a fine-looking mastiff and our now-famous website mascot), is a complete lady. She's a breathtaking dog with the gift of self equanimity and not one to difficulty authority. Cleo would never stoop to the kind of clowning around that are Houdini's specialty. Besides, she's too big to crawl exclusive my sweater.

So why does this detail pet conduct yourself like a blemished child? Why do I give in to him? Is it as I forgot to have children? Mom swears that those barely squealing sounds he makes don't come from a cat. "He's manipulating you", she tells me. "He's erudite how to sound like a baby".

Maybe I've got what I like to call "lap dog syndrome". I'm referring how we treat less significant pets who are by a long shot cuddled and coddled, are abundantly portable, and who look cute bearing funny diminutive outfits. Some might call it "empty nest syndrome".

Consider my Grandmother Rosie and her Toy Poodle, Cocoa.

Cocoa at home long after Rosie's kids had grown up and left home. Rosie knitted lots of diminutive sweaters and hats for Cocoa to keep him warm and stylish. She kept a mixture of Coke Syrup and Pepto Bismol on hand to become calm Cocoa's edgy stomach. And dog food could never pass his lips, so Grandma cooked fresh chicken for Cocoa every night ahead of meeting down to her own dinner.

We had to spell out "c-o-o-k-i-e" and "P-e-p-t-o B-i-s-m-o-l" about the dog so he wouldn't get over-excited. And Grandpa Henry was obsessed with maintenance Cocoa clean. This was one poodle who never had tear stains under his eyes, and whose hardly "tushy" was spotless.

Bear in mind that we're conversation about the late 60's, when treating pets like offspring wasn't certainly "mainstream".

Today, it's commonplace. The pet business is huge, and much of it caters to our appeal to spoil our "children". So these days it's easier than ever to conceive your own monster. Also bending to your dog's every whim, you can shower her with connoisseur treats, dress her to the nines, and offer her a average of active well above what many of the world's humans seek to.

Today, Grandma wouldn't have to knit any sweaters herself, and there would be abundance of remedies made definitely for Cocoa's anxious tummy. Grandma wouldn't board her baby when traveling. Instead, she'd hire a expert pet sitter, or take Cocoa with her to a pet open hotel. The hotel might even have a dog gift shop, with lots of noisy toys and delicious "c-o-o-k-i-e-s". And Cocoa would go in all places with Grandma in his own a small amount dog-sized shipping case, doubtless made from fine imported leather or snakeskin.

I amazement how many owners of large breeds act this way? Are there other syndromes out there, like "macho dog syndrome" (a guy thing, no doubt)?

The truth is, all pets start out small and cuddly. No one is absolutely safe from creating their own monster, large or small. So thank goodness there are an adequate amount of great capital free for everybody to befall a virtual dog instruction expert. (Or cat, or parrot, or horse. . . )

I've educated my example with Houdini: It's much easier to teach your pet the rules from the start. Puppy instruction is easier than dog training. And un-creating a monster is a heck of a lot tougher than creating one!

But I'm weak. For now, it's easier just to give in. And besides, it time to rub Houdini's belly. . .

2005, Carolyn Schweitzer. Lasting dog-lover, power-shopper, and ex- breed dentist Carolyn Schweitzer is owner and editor of http://www. great-dog-gift. com View the html description of this clause (with cute photos) at http://www. great-dog-gift. com/dog_training_1. html The site offers a wide range of choices for dog gift shoppers, plus shopping and gift-giving tips. She's constantly looking for new dog gift ideas and dog stories to share with her readers in her free monthly e-zine, "Cold Noses News". You can reach her by email at netbrainer@verizon. net


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